I am going to play ping-pong soon. The last time I played ping-pong I
was in fourth grade. I threw my paddle at another child and he screamed
even though it did not hit him. Sometimes when small children scream
they sound like small children. Last night, I squeezed my roommate's
cat until it screamed. Then I gave it some spinach to eat, but
it does not like spinach so it did not eat. I think that some people
might think I am a bad person. Last fall, I was going to buy a pair of
gloves, but then my friend bought the same pair of gloves so I decided
not to buy any gloves. This morning my hands were cold. Mother is doing
fine. We spoke on the telephone recently. I heard that a kid I went to
high school with got his wife pregnant. Two years ago they got married.
I went to the ceremony and danced a lot. When I turn forty-five maybe I
will marry a twenty-eight-year-old woman and get her pregnant. If you
are ten years old then there's a chance I might marry you some day and
get you pregnant. Most ten year olds are in fourth grade.
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Read KA's "A Mayonnaise Is Not Brown."
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