Dear Reader,

I must confess something to you. I can't stop naming things that don't exist. Theoretical businesses that will never come to be.

My theoretical yacht is called Nautical by Nature.

My theoretical bagel shop is called Schmear Campaign.

My theoretical electronics shop is called Shock Value.

My theoretical french fry food truck is called Small Potatoes.

My theoretical home decor line is called Household Name.

My theoretical coworking space is called Among Others.

My theoretical glass company is called Beside Myself.

My theoretical Christian stationery store is called NoteWorthy.

My kitchen & bath warehouse is called Let That Sink In.

Take this as a warning: Once you start creating fake names for imaginary places, it will never end.

May your leaves always have wigs,

Claire Hopple