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Beauty Queens in the Hive
Barbara Diggs
The buzzing starts when we hear the news. We don't spend much time
wondering about the sound because we are too busy laughing.
A beauty pageant? What the actual fuck?
Our laughter crackles throughout the iron corridors and for a moment, we
are warmed. There's no beauty in the Hive. Here, we got pus-colored
cinderblocks. Pissy fluorescent lights that turn us into hags. The gun-metal
grey of The Yard and the slap-hard faces of our keepers. Wayward teeth and
plum-bruised eyes. Things that scream over and over:
You have no right to beauty.
Which we already know, have known most of our lives. So, we laugh until our
stomachs seize and our ears ring and we get so dizzy we lean against the
cold hard walls as if they are our friends.
But after the laughter wanes, the buzzing continues. At first, we think
it's an electrical problem or insect infestation. Then we realize it's the
pageant. Any mention of the word sets off a rattling buzz that lasts for
hours. We feel it vibrating in plastic lunch trays and metal doors, rising
through our rubber-soled shoes to shudder up our legs and jostle our hip
bones. It clatters around in our heads, shaking loose strange and pointless
thoughts: the lipstick color we used to wear-Morning Frost-or the scent of
the perfume we stole from the drugstore in sixth grade. We become noisier,
laugh louder, act wilder, but some of us sit on the thin mattress of our
bunk or hunker down in a corner, fingers pressed in our ears, eyes winched
shut.
We learn more. The pageant is anonymously sponsored and has met with great
success in other countries, whatever that means. We don't have to
participate, but if we do, we'd better not put even a pinky toe out of line
if we know what's good for us. We are a test case. Hairstylists will come.
Professional make-up artists. We can pick outfits from barrels of used
clothes. We may invite family members, if they will come. One of us claps
her hands over her ears, moaning, and is immediately thrown out. She has
three daughters who never visit. The rest of us fall silent as stones.
We cannot wear belts. There is no prize.
A catwalk is erected in The Yard. A short rotund man glides in to teach us
how to walk. His name is George but we dub him Thief because he is that
smooth. We are not allowed stiletto heels, only flip-flops, but Thief says
it doesn't matter, just throw our shoulders back, fix our gaze on a point
in the distance, put one foot in front of the other. We walk.
Hands soft!
he shouts, and we uncurl our fists. Move like a river, ladies! And
though we scoff, we try to image what it might be like to live easy in our
bodies, to flow. We do not tell him about the buzzing, but he seems to
know. When it gets to be too much, he comes over and holds our faces with
his eyes.
The pageant has kicked up a ruckus: the community is outraged. Protests
take place outside the Hive's walls. We watch social media reels in the rec
room. Some people carry signs saying things like Penitence Not Pleasure! and
There's nothing beautiful about crime! But others read: Rehabilitation,
not Objectification: Stop the Exploitation of Female Inmates! We laugh so
hard we would roll on the floor except it might mean getting booted from
the pageant.
Pageant day comes. Our keepers watch as we pull on street clothes for the
first time in months, years, decades. A silky midnight-blue dress. A pair
of cut-offs. A velvet skirt that flairs when we twirl. A charcoal-grey
pants suit. Corduroy overalls. Jeans and a plain white T-shirt. The buzzing
shakes the Hive like a five-alarm bell, but we don't care. Today, we will
let everything in. We giggle without shame and raise our faces to be
painted. We let Thief tuck Morning Glory blossoms in our hair, behind our
ears. We tell each other how beautiful we are and mean it. Then we stream
down the catwalk, backs straight, gaze set on things far, far from here. The
whole audience roars, even the keepers. Eventually, one of us is declared a
winner but we can't remember who.
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Barbara Diggs' flash fiction has been published in SmokeLong Quarterly, 100 Word Story, Fractured Lit,
and others. She's from D.C. and now lives in Paris with her family.
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