Dear Wigleaf,

I love corresponding with you via brain mail.

Not much is new around here, but I will say this: It's ant season again.

Last year, I tried dropping hints about social propriety and their overstayed welcome, but you know how it is, everything that enters our homes eventually merges with us.
   
Because I no longer perceive the ants as an invasion, instead of hints, I've started dropping sugar granules on the floor around my desk. And get this: From inside the circle, I'm able to use the ants' collective antennae; I can tap into their network. That's why I'm coming in loud and clear right now, Wigleaf.

I'd love to hear back sometime.

Always awaiting your reply,
— Emilee