Dear Wigleaf,

Things I have been thinking about:

1. Ships: not the ships that float (or hopefully float) on water, but character couple ships becoming religions. Kind of outrageous, except for, of course, the ships I support.

2. Now that I've switched a profile picture from a penguin to my face, will people think I'm no longer a penguin? Am I spreading disinformation?

3. Opal apples. A surprisingly nuanced and complex-tasting apple, although appallingly yellow and distasteful to look at. I wonder if my dad is compensating for his starving childhood days by making congee literally rice. Maybe slightly more watery rice, but certainly not something you can drink. And he has the audacity to still say "喝粥" (to drink porridge).

4. If I die right now, I will never forgive the world for depriving me from seeing the end of Attack on Titan.

5. There is a certain level of ego and assholery necessary to lose your temper when someone comments on your code indentation, of which I hope not to possess but may well anyway.

~Lucy