Dear Wigleaf, I'm in the living room with the moose. He's got his horns into
me, so I'm stuck on the couch while he makes these ungodly noises. What am I
to make of this? "I'm from Vermont," he says, "I need the woods." "We're on
vacation," I answer. "Can't we just enjoy the moment?" He looks down at me
with his large dark eyes. Then he kisses me. His lips cover up half my face.
"If you want to make love," I say, "you have to get off me, so I can
breathe." He rises up, and his head hits the light fixture, knocking it
across the room. I order him to lie down, and he does, right there on the
pine-plank floor. "Take a few deep breaths," I say. His inhalation almost
sucks me down his throat. "Not very seductive," I say. He lets out a few
moose calls. Then, we're bouncing around on the floor, and out of nowhere, a
herd of moose smush their faces against the windows. - - -
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