David Huff, 27, originally from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, has died from complications of ocean acidification after being transformed into a coral reef just two and a half years ago. He is survived by his parents and his five-year-old sister, Grace, who is a "happy accident" and whose birth won the Huffs five million dollars in damages from the doctor who performed Mr. Huff's vasectomy. David's family cruises every day at low tide in their 54-foot Super Sport yacht outfitted with quadruplet Seven Marine 627sv outboard motors to visit his bleached carcass.


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