Ladies and gentlemen of the Explorers' Club, I have seen the galaxy naked and returned to tell you there are three aspects within our control: decor, lighting and music. Why would we leave any of these to chance? Let us save our traditional leather, oak and animal heads with mood lighting and a spooky portrait of Our Founder as together we hum creation's echo. Let me sell you a map to the homes of the stars so you can see for yourselves how binoculars write words of power on tender retinas. We will lurk in the bushes until we are gods.