A Comedy for the Old West Edward Mullany
The sheriff said he had too many deputies, that one of them had to go.
"Not me," said Southpaw. "Me neither," said Sticks. "Then you'll have
to flip for it," said the sheriff. "Do either of you have a coin?" Both
men fished in their trouser pockets, but came up empty-handed.
"Mary-Beth?" said the sheriff, calling to the secretary in the next
room. A little gray-haired woman came in. "Do you have a coin?" the
sheriff asked. "No, sheriff, I sure don't," said Mary-Beth. "Want me to
go make change next door?" "Yes, Mary-Beth, why don't you do that.
Meanwhile, Southpaw and Sticks and I'll wait here till you get back."
Mary-Beth went out. The sheriff sat himself in the chair behind his
desk, raised his boots, crossed them on the desk. Southpaw and Sticks
looked at each other. The afternoon sun came through the window and
shone on the wood floor.
Edward Mullany's work has appeared in Alaska Quarterly Review, Tampa Review, New Ohio Review and others.
Detail of illustration on main page courtesy
of Bret Polok.
Read more of EM's work in the archive.
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