to heap
Tyler Barton


Zhang has been reassigned again, and this time they're saying his objective is to raise the height of a random mountain by five meters. Zhang does a lot of due diligence research, but no. It can't be done. Building a five-meter flag pole doesn't count. The mountain's height can only exist of natural material. They have already tried rocks, but the wind rolls them down. So, Zhang invites all eleven friends who make up the longest running group chat in his phone, and ten of them actually show up at the foot of the mountain. They climb. It is not easy, and they lose two friends in the process. Still, at the peak, Zhang and his friends lie atop each other in a stack and raise the height of this random mountain by, yes, five meters. They hold it and hold it until the company doing the measuring finishes their measuring. The thing is, it works. But the other thing is, Zhang and his friends were all naked atop the mountain. "And it's this," his boss says pointing at an ass in the photograph. "Little maverick decisions like this..." And Zhang is again reassigned.


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