I'm afraid to microwave the eggnog. If you microwave regular milk too long
it gets filmy and weird, kind of like eggnog I think, which seems
unpleasant. Is eggnog just milk with eggs in it? Is it rotten milk? If I
microwave it does it get extra-weird, like a hot milkshake?
I bought eggnog at the store and now I don't know what to do with it. I wish
I could go to a cafe. They would know what to do.
I imagine you in a cafe somewhere, maybe in Idaho. Vermont? For some reason,
I can picture a man holding out a plate with a cinnamon roll on it. Will you
dunk it in your eggnog latte? (You spill. You've caused a mess. It's so
I forgot to tell you that I like a squeeze of chocolate in my eggnog.
Totally normal. You understand, right?
All the seasonal best to you,
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