When I moved into my current place, a house on my street burned down. It smelled good and no one died. For a while, the house leftovers were a bunch of burned wood, a still intact porch, and hot pink graffiti that read Tony Hawk 420 and Fuck Tha Police. Then someone built a new house out of it. I am suspicious that it is not up to code. I'm not sure why. Something just seems off about that house. Anyway, before it was finished, someone spraypainted HOGY LIVZ on the second floor. The words appeared like snow in the night. The letters were black, three feet tall on the tasteful blue siding.
I wish I had been the person to do it.
- - -