I bought a fake fur sweatshirt from the Internet because I thought it would be cool and forward. It is black fake fur and it has elastic cuffs. I thought this sweatshirt would transform me into a sensation but instead it has transformed me into a gorilla who has a shrunken woman head. I am trying to make it work with using my parakeets as ear muffs but they are scared of the sweatshirt. I tried to belt it but then I looked like a retro gorilla who got some bad advice. On the bright side I have many Halloween costume options for next year. I'll probably pair the sweatshirt with some swim trunks and go as a dude. Unless you have a better idea.
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