When he says he's God, you know he wants to show you his new
species. How much trouble should a free drink buy? "They're
spherical," he insists, "perfect, but for a flaw at
the hub." If you have a usual, now is the time, for God will stay
forever if you tell him you believe.
Danny Collier is responsible for the ongoing project, An Abbreviated Family
Dictionary. His writing has appeared in places such as Everyday
Genius, Kill Author, and The Northville Review.