My ex-friend Keith lived by Nonconnah Creek until the state bought his house to build a parkway, which was given the name of my friend John's father, Bill, which is also my father's name.
This is all true. I could go on. It's all connected.
Keith had sex with the then girlfriend of my best friend Bryan, one of a series of friends of mine who had Scott for a first or middle name. That's how he became and stayed an ex-friend.
We never spoke again, but I remember Keith's phone number spelled out MUD-WIG-6.
You should get WIG-LEAF. It's even the right number of letters.
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