Dear Wigleaf,

How's the funk?

I'm back at my parents' house. It seems I may never escape.

This is what my mom said to me at lunch: I want you to shoot high. I want you to marry the King of Siam! as if she has any idea who the King of Siam is. Who is that?

You know what I noticed? I have an online persona. It's like me, but it's not me. I always thought people who had online personas were stupid.

Keep ridin' that bike, boy.


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Read MM's story, "Nervous Condition."

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