I have this game which is not really a game but a thing that I do with
people I want to know.
I ask, If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be?
(Not a human vegetable, but a vegetable vegetable.) And then that
person tells me. A carrot. A turnip. A spring onion.
Then we do trees, animals, fruits and inanimate objects.
You, Wigleaf, would be neither a wig nor a leaf. You'd be a corkscrew.
One of the simple ones. The kind that is just a handle attached to a
screw. The kind that asks you to make a goddamn effort.
And there are other things I could tell you but I think I'll just stop
now. Please don't call me anymore, even if I ask you to.
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Read CL's "Dear Jesse: An Outline."
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