May God grant that you have a man to love you. A man to protect you and cherish you. A man to adore you and keep you warm. A man to fuck you and thrill you and hold you. May God grant you a man who will be loyal and stable. A man unafraid of hard work. A man who will bring home good money. And may God grant you a child. Two children; good looking ones. And may God grant you good health for you and your family. May God grant that you never have a child that dies in the ocean, or a child that takes drugs, or a child that gets cancer. May God grant you all happiness. May God grant you a steady weight. No facial hair. May God grant you a house. With a roof! May God grant you patience and kindness. May God grant you honesty and tact. May God grant that you never have a neighbour full of spite. May God grant that you never eat a poisoned fish. May God grant you a mind that can be at peace and not worry that whatever you leave out of this prayer will be the very thing you should not.