Dear Wigleaf,

You look hot. Green flatters you. It's definitely your color.

Your wig smells like powder. I want you to powder me. Your leaf is crisp and veiny. I'd like to crunch you.

My boyfriend agrees. At first I hesitated to mention this, because not everyone is comfortable with threesomes. You know those ads on craigslist — "I will not help you cheat."

We've kept a space between us at the center of our bed, should you be open. We'll keep it warm for you.

Do you have a phone number?

Sincerely,
Tim
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