My father called and told me he had to separate a pair of conjoined
twins. They are attached at the pelvis and the worst part is they only
share 1 penis between them. He has to choose which of them gets to
keep the penis.
Another thing happened. My friend bought a piano but it didn't fit in
her apartment, so she is keeping it in mine. An old Russian man came
over to tune it. He said that he sleeps until noon every day and
spends the time from midnight until 4 AM working on compositions.
In the crossword puzzle they had a clue about another way to say
'Sincerely'. I've taken to signing my letters with the answer.
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Photo detail on main page courtesy
of Chris Phan.
Read BS's story, "The Wrestling Bear."
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