Audio Recording #8
You have reached the pre-emptive voicemail service and option menu. The
person you have reached is not answering your call. He or she has
opened up the phone, seen your name, and debated throughout the
duration of at least three rings whether or not he or she should press
"Accept." If it is any consolation, he or she has paced the room in
circles and bitten one nail while trying to make this decision. But at
this point, Voicemail would like to suggest it appears unlikely that
the decision will be in your favor. To leave a message, press 1; to
hang up and try calling again in the hopes of inspiring guilt, pity, or
fear, press #; to simply hang up the phone and give up the chase, press
the "End" key. Voicemail would like to recommend the third option.
Thank you for using _____________.
Debora Kuan has poems and short fiction forthcoming in Court Green and
New American Writing. She also writes art criticism for Artforum and
Art in America.
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of Mzelle Biscotte.
Photo detail on main page courtesy of Mzelle Biscotte.